The Daily Splash

Mary Gotts was credited with matchmaking genius following the unleashing of the incredible hat of pulling at the wedding.

Bridesmaid Hattie admitted to being “overcome with lust” upon seeing best man Ian sporting the elegant titfer. The Daily Splash has, until now been unable to verify reports that the traditional extension of the best man’s duties beyond the end of the wedding day continued with the bagging of the bridesmaid, but we are willing to pay for the story—from the evidence of our exclusive picture the hat was clearly having it’s desired effect.

Reports that Simon was later wearing nothing but the hat and a rubber gorilla hand in the foyer of Malmaison have similarly still not been confirmed. Did you see anything? Contact kissandtellbitch@thedailysplash.co.uk